You know you are in the wrong mall when…
- Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (including he pretzel girl in the kiosk in the middle of the mall) is better looking and better dressed than you.
- There are three types of parking: Valet, $8/hr, and free. But the free parking is across the street, dingy, and littered with druggy looking paraphernalia.
- The “show cars” in the middle of the mall are Maseratis, and they are on display outside the Cartier store. (see below)
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the sticker price on that car is $147,900… :O